"Actor. Uncle. Goof. Was once a lizard/werewolf but am currently a Superhero."
Oh my god when I went to the hospital in April the doctor said, “Okay we’re going to do a throat culture now - you’ll probably gag but don’t worry it’ll be quick”.
She put the entire tongue depressor down my throat. Nothing happened. She paused for a second, opened her mouth, then closed it and put the depressor in a vial for processing.
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue
hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow
@dylanthescientist I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but we will make perfect notebook partners.
Why is that last color scheme just… right?