DO NOT -
- scroll through Tumblr while on public transportation. Your dash will inexplicably fill with naked people. Then you will glance up to see the man next you looking back and forth between you and your phone screen, assuming you are some kind of perverted porn addict.
fumblrtabulous: I don’t see the reason why everyone’s mean to Yahoo when we’ve been dependent on Yahoo answers most of our lives.
livinglovelyalways: dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar omg YES THIS YES
Listening to a woman who led a nationwide campaign to boycott Forever 21. I am wearing a Forever 21 shirt. Awkkkk
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
lzbth: shut up america eurovision is all we have I am truly sorry, Europe.
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Oops, I’m on a Wikipedia binge again. That’s 17 tabs and counting. ALL THE KNOWLEDGE. I MUST HAVE ALL OF IT. #exceptforthestuffineedtoknowformyquiztomorrow #yup
queefsmyname: Do you ever just sit in a room and think “Ok so im like the 4th least ugly person in this room I’m doing good so far” But then there are also the moments where: “Oh god how is everyone in this room so attractive I’m in the bottom two am I going to have to lip-sync for my life?”
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
My mother hates Korean BBQ. I guess I’m going to have to find a new mom.
skinnygaykid: I want abs but then again French fries exist.
Me: “Happy Mothe-
Grandma: “You sure got fat."
Me: *sigh* “Happy Mothers’ Day, Grandma.”
Grandma: "Here, eat this!"
Gay boy: started from the bottom
Gay boy: oh wait im still a bottom
christinetsang: meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor For the people who know me well, it’s actually pull off LOL CHRISTINE
bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
I just want to drive. To somewhere. To nowhere.
microwavablemeals: do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
encourage: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is